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replying to @mason
obscure @obscure 43m
no cus bro i do NOT want the jankiness I WANT THE ADS BACK!! I WANT LIFE BACK ON MY HOME PAGE!!
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jackipecac @jackipecac 50m
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replying to @mason
default @default 59m
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS ME
mason @mason 2h
if you glaze old Roblox for anything other than aesthetics we are taking you out back and shooting you
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replying to @punchwood
mason @mason 2h
Anything else with a rubber coating also has this feature too
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replying to @punchwood
burpo9 @vomitkommando 4h
The Gizmondo has a hidden feature where it melts into a puddle of black goo if you own it for more than 20 years
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quote512 @quote512 5h
i made this, let your imagination let what the hell i drew.
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IdioticSniper @idsniper 5h
have you ever wanted to hear a guy yelling "SEX BOMB BABY, YEAH!" on top of a 7 minute long jam?
no? too bad!
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replying to @jackipecac
quote512 @quote512 5h
Good arg
replying to @skul
quote512 @quote512 5h
Hi chungus