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macker @cuttlefish 6m

i think it'd work best for the modded server since you can make custom paintings and casettes which allows for some actual interesting commodities to sell etc. though you could also incorporate payment commands that allow players to pay each other for services like building and redstone and etc too

emi @skul

I was thinking about adding Hjonk integration or something w/ the servers. you would be able to join and sell items and stuff and it would translate over to real hjonkbucks

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emi @skul 7m

I was thinking about adding Hjonk integration or something w/ the servers. you would be able to join and sell items and stuff and it would translate over to real hjonkbucks

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Tass59 @tass59 51m

ricochet (the steam game) is scary

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furgotten12 @furby 1h

also no internet > really shitty internet

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furgotten12 @furby 1h

I'm pretty sure they do literally nothing except take money that could be going to better internet

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tiramisU @jak 1h

..but if the internets ceos are dead... then you woud have no INTERNET!!!!!!!!

furgotten12 @furby 1h

i love when my internet crashes and burns for no reason at all!!! i hope every internet ceo dies within the next 24 hours

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tiramisU @jak 1h

i just realised i got the 500 hjonks achievement, nice B-)

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tiramisU @jak 1h

i just eated the tiropita with spinach
or spinach pie????????????????

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furgotten12 @furby 1h

with what server?