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replying to @punchwood
burpo9 @vomitkommando 2h
The Gizmondo has a hidden feature where it melts into a puddle of black goo if you own it for more than 20 years
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quote512 @quote512 2h
i made this, let your imagination let what the hell i drew.
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IdioticSniper @idsniper 2h
have you ever wanted to hear a guy yelling "SEX BOMB BABY, YEAH!" on top of a 7 minute long jam?
no? too bad!
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replying to @jackipecac
quote512 @quote512 2h
Good arg
replying to @skul
quote512 @quote512 2h
Hi chungus
replying to @jackipecac
quote512 @quote512 2h
at least it didnt made the video 7 minutes long like mine did
quote512 @quote512 3h
Good eveninging !! i should b active in hajonk
replying to @jackipecac
jackipecac @jackipecac 3h
UMM WHY DID MOVIE MAKER ADD 2 MINUTES OF SILENCE
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jackipecac @jackipecac 3h
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Dim the Enderman @dimtheenderman 3h
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