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ezra lazarova @lov3rgrrrl 11m

today i laid in bed and thought of my girlboyfriwnd for a reallt really long time literallt hours and then i had to get up and then i had a strawberry and cream cheese toaster strudel and my sister got me pink lemonade and then i made my characters even worse

megarizz2005 @sodasparkss 34m

i gotta pee

megarizz2005 @sodasparkss 1h

HI @!!

macker @cuttlefish

HELLO GABE WELCOME TO HJONK YOU HANDSOME MAN (my boyfriend everyone)

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megarizz2005 @sodasparkss 1h

BUMBLEBEE TODAY !! TOMROROW WHO KNOWS

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macker @cuttlefish 1h

HELLO GABE WELCOME TO HJONK YOU HANDSOME MAN (my boyfriend everyone)

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megarizz2005 @sodasparkss 1h

BUMBLEBEE TODAY !! TOMROROW WHO KNOWS

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TuneInToAbacas @TuneInToAbacas 1h

Ughhh my bottom right wisdom tooth is coming in arghhhhhhh.

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tiramisU @jak 1h

if the genie was ever real i would wish for all the definitions of MILF on the internet to be changed to Man I Love Fish
anyone that tries to edit it back to the original definition shall explode

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replying to @skul

tiramisU @jak 2h

Are You Alive? Huh!? I'll Make Him Say, I'll Be There. Can You Come To My House Tonight? Huh!? I'll Make Him Say... I'll Be There. Okkk

replying to @skul

tiramisU @jak 2h

Are You Alive? Huh!? I'll Make Him Say, I'll Be There. Can You Come To My House Tonight? Huh!? I'll Make Him Say... I'll Be There. Okkk