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ConnecFork @ConnecFork 24m
an inconceivable amount of joy fills me when i start a new project very late at night
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jackipecac @jackipecac 32m
Funny thomas sanders vines
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replying to @mirrorrr
Isabella Lulamoon @kawapure 36m
RBRACE = "}" character
trulydave @davesterhavester 1h
Hi
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ConnecFork @ConnecFork 1h
i am here to lurk who knows what else
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mirror? i hardly know er @mirrorrr 1h
what does expected RBRACE mean
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ww5z @ww5z 3h
ok
BaryBaryonyx @baryonyx 3h
Spelt her name wrong, I am going to explode into a hjonkillion pieces.
BaryBaryonyx @baryonyx
I got a phone call from my Dad today and it turns out the plush I bought from eBay finally showed up, now I just gotta wait until Friday to see her. It's Hoppotamus from "The Wuzzles" cause she's my current obscure character obsession. The plush is from the early/mid 80s which is going to make it the oldest one I own, being made like 20 years before I was born. Going to be the slowest 3 days, 18 hours, and 57 minutes of my life!
BaryBaryonyx @baryonyx 4h
I got a phone call from my Dad today and it turns out the plush I bought from eBay finally showed up, now I just gotta wait until Friday to see her. It's Hoppotamus from "The Wuzzles" cause she's my current obscure character obsession. The plush is from the early/mid 80s which is going to make it the oldest one I own, being made like 20 years before I was born. Going to be the slowest 3 days, 18 hours, and 57 minutes of my life!
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Isabella Lulamoon @kawapure 4h
my site is looking cute and even works on ie8 (with some specific hacks: notably, gradients are limited in ie8 and i used an image here to work around that)
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