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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 1h
Oh my gah!

I have never looked at my computer screen with my glasses until now
zav @rackscamein 3h
Hjonk 2 wgat it is
Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 7h
Why are they called hot dogs if they are not dogs?

Why do frogs jump if they are not being chased?

Is a zebra a horse with black and white stripes or black and white stripes with a horse?

Why is the word long shorter than the word short?

Adding a question mark to something makes it a question?
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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 7h
Can't decide what to post today... So I will post some shower thoughts I had
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marc. @bandi 9h
scrapped dark thingy i did a few months ago idk what to with it
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replying to @bandi
emi @skul 9h
looks very nice :-)
marc. @bandi 9h
scrapped dark thingy i did a few months ago idk what to with it
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replying to @bjuan
emi @skul 10h
sweet!
replying to @bjuan
bjuonday @bjuan 12h
[CSS] 2014-esque steam tweaks (header not included)
file made in Jul 20, 2024, 7:03 PM GMT+3
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jackipecac @jackipecac 13h
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