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Hjonk is a microblogging social media site that brings back the golden age of profile customization while combining the fast-paced fun of classic social platforms. Express yourself, connect with friends, and make your space truly yours. Sign up for free!

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replying to @fennec
Schizofennec @fennec 6m
oh my GAWD i just figured it out and i'm just upset at myself
Schizofennec @fennec 41m
how do i apply an asset? can't figure this out o_O
SwiftEvolta @SwiftEvolta 46m
if i could get windows 8 to run on my steam deck id do it
replying to @bjuan
JOƎL @bonkerous 58m
@dimtheenderman nooo windows 8
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replying to @bjuan
Dim the Enderman @dimtheenderman 1h
Windows 10?
SwiftEvolta @SwiftEvolta 1h
i look forward to the arrival @George5001
bjuonday @bjuan 2h
hi i would like to order a metro design
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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 2h
@George5001

I broadcast this message to the future to anyone who joins Hjonk with the username George5001, if you are this user, I hope you didn't just create this name to respond to this and your name is actually original... Anyways welcome to Hjonk future joiner, im from the ancient year of 2025. In fact Im hoping you George5001, is from the year 2030
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replying to @bonkerous
JOƎL @bonkerous 2h
@skul yea that version is pretty nice from what i hear, i didn't really play it tho... did have the xbox one edition tho, that was kind of the shit for me
Schizofennec @fennec 3h
hjonk 2? whatcha talkin' bout?