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macker @cuttlefish 1h
hjonk has proved a motivation to finally actually learn css and make a neocities site. amen
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VinduFire @VinduFire 1h
the ominous gay lazer of destruction...
ahtoexent @ahtoexent 2h
sugar - system of a down
replying to @Deathcat347
VinduFire @VinduFire 3h
you've clearly never tasted the gayritos
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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 3h
You know those BBQ Doritos?

This will forever be the best chip flavour I have ever tasted in the entire multiverse!
replying to @xoo
emi @skul 3h
awesome top ster!! heres mine
pj / charlie @xoo 4h
~ june 2025 ~
pj / charlie @xoo
~ may 2025 ~
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burpo9 @vomitkommando 4h
I saw a rainbow for the first time in years and it didn't even rain here
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replying to @mason
emi @skul 5h
What the hell i didnt know it was raining that that much
replying to @mason
mason @mason 5h
Our backyard is flooded
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