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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 3s
So I just learned that very new laptops have a fucking copliot button like on the keyboard... Thankgod my laptop is from 2014 so it doesn't have that
diberhaze @diberhaze 1h
the.nothing.app
omnipresence
out.now
https://thenothingapp.bandcamp.com/album/omnipresence
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Facbook @Facbook 1h
if you read this you die
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mason @mason 4h
I know nobody gaf about the switch 1 anymore but this is pretty cool
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orangedoranges @orange 4h
Let's get up off the floor and use our feet for hands
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ANDI @ANDI 5h
I did my part by giving 5 dollars to emi for making a website. It made me feel good inside so in order to feel happy you should send 5 dollars to emi https://ko-fi.com/skullio27360
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macker @cuttlefish 5h
thats their master plan. we will all soon be digital flamingos hjonking in the sky. and 5 dollars poorer
Facbook @Facbook
i sent 5 dollars and in return emi has trapped me in hjonk.net for ever...
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quato @quato 5h
Im stuck in a computer screen.And it feels great
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replying to @ANDI
Facbook @Facbook 5h
i sent 5 dollars and in return emi has trapped me in hjonk.net for ever...
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ANDI @ANDI 6h
I did my part by giving 5 dollars to emi for making a website. It made me feel good inside so in order to feel happy you should send 5 dollars to emi https://ko-fi.com/skullio27360
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