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macker @cuttlefish 1m
I CANT GET THIS FUCKASS BURGER OFF MY HEAD NOOOOOO. i tried killing myself and its still there 3 i didn't realize by putting the burger on i'd be condemned to a life of burger
Anthony Müller @iamkp 1h
ive solved the console wars, i call it the DSSP: the dualscreenstation playortable
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tiramisU @jak 1h
id have about 15 layers of clothes if i want to stay remotely warm in the bulgarian winter
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punchy @bonkerous 1h
who let me find out about simple machines forum
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IdioticSniper @idsniper 1h
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quote512 @quote512 1h
best cover ever... now make demadness cover
replying to @furby
quote512 @quote512 1h
No internet no hjonk vro...............................................................................
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quote512 @quote512 1h
gud evenign yall
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macker @cuttlefish 2h
i did not mean 2 use the emojis i had typed out a surprised face : O
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macker @cuttlefish 2h
completely fair completely fair i misunderstood cause it said the servers and not the (singular) server
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