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replying to @skul
‭ @bjuan 25m
CAN YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP IM MENTALLY ILL RIGHT NOW
also if i did offend you, then i'm kindly sorry, it seems like i'm currently having mental health issues due to losing with these high-skilled players. hope to see you in reply!
Fh1lzA99 @fhilza 38m
SOOO BOREDDD
replying to @skul
JOƎL @bonkerous 40m
Hello emi
Jackall @jackall 1h
If I've learned anything in life, it's that when life gives you lemons, it put the lemons in your shopping cart, and you had to pay for them. You don't have to make lemonade, that's just what life wants! You might be out of sugar and have watery lemon juice, so get creative instead!
Bake lemon poppy seed muffins, squeeze the lemon into the eyes of a loved one, create a combustible lemon, or just eat the lemon with a peel.
Don't let life control your lemons. They're yours after all!
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emi @skul 1h
Hello people
orangedoranges @orange 1h
Nothing matters very much and few things matter at all
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‭ @bjuan 1h
jozena @jozena 1h
I need to join one of those white queer discord servers u see in screenshots where everyone gets really upset over trashy meme gifs
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JOƎL @bonkerous 1h
yo im a fucking bakery
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quato @quato 2h
that's rather odd
emi @skul
Im on iwndows