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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 2m
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emi @skul 17m
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jackipecac @jackipecac 1h
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macker @cuttlefish 2h
- i join hjonk run
- i fall in water
- i die
the experience of a death run noob, 10/10, would die again
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mason @mason 2h
bind q "say This is the Q key"; bind w "say This is the W key"; bind e "say This is the E key"; bind r "say This is the R key"; bind T "say This is the T key"; bind y "say This is the Y key"
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reposted by @cuttlefish
fervidex @fervidex 2h
god i love men
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burpo9 @vomitkommando 2h
bind q kill bind w kill bind e kill bind r kill bind t kill bind y kill bind u kill bind i kill bind o kill bind p kill bind a kill bind s kill bind d kill bind f kill bind g kill bind h kill bind j kill bind k kill bind l kill bind z kill bind x kill bind c kill bind v kill bind b kill bind n kill bind m kill
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jackipecac @jackipecac 3h
i don't remember where i found this image but i look at it once a week
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replying to @fhilza
emi @skul 3h
deeerrrrrrrpppppppp
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fervidex @fervidex 3h
god i love men
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