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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 50m
I'm craving stroodles
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tiramisU @jak 1h
went to a different beach and decided to sit down in front of the big waves
it was fun but now I have about 158 small rocks in my ass crack
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replying to @skul
‭ @bjuan 1h
Well, this is something Michael would do
Teo @teo 2h
Phone. Bed. That's what life's about
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replying to @jackipecac
tiramisU @jak 3h
roblox should switch to the unreal engine so we can have realistic 16k graphics and can make pcs explode
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jackipecac @jackipecac 3h
Top 5 Robloxians Who Retro
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tiramisU @jak 3h
gdoo morning
my finger still hurts
replying to @skul
tiramisU @jak 3h
this feels like witter all over again :-ooooo
replying to @Deathcat347
Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 4h
What do you guys think? Do you agree and if not thats okay, I just wanted to tell you all how I personally feel about this
replying to @Deathcat347
Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 4h
Now I have a believe that there is an alternative and a replacement for everything, and once something gets bad, people will find a way to go to an alternative, we saw it with myspace and stuff, I mean the whole reason I am using hjonk is because I want to express my thoughts without a shit ton of people. So what I think will happen is that once this ID stuff gets bad, people will make alternatives, forums will rise, and the internet will change into something comparable to how it was in 2012