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replying to @SwiftEvolta
emi @skul 11m
but to be honest i have a few super old android phones lying around. idk if they still work anymore but i will see if i can get adb and try running fiddler / wireshark w/ them and seeing what the app requests and expects
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emi @skul 14m
I was thinking I could do something like that and that's why I asked if anybody had an old iPhone on hand. if i'm lucky i will have one in the near future to jailbreak and try doing that
SwiftEvolta @SwiftEvolta 17m
ive just found something called flirb which seems to use the old ios/android twitter apps for its mobile app could the same be done
for hjonk?
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burpo9 @vomitkommando 21m
I think I'll dual boot Slackware and Windows XP on my lappy
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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 35m
Android is more open when it comes to app development in my opinion
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emi @skul 38m
I havent opened it yet and im scared to
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Facbook @Facbook 39m
hmm… have you tried turning it off and on againv?
replying to @jak
emi @skul 1h
Objective C was made by Hitler to troll innocent programmers
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emi @skul 1h
Like it's bulging out idk why some soda brands just do this sometimes. ive never had it happen this often with coke
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emi @skul 1h
My soda can has a big fucking dent at the bottom and i cant get it to stand up properly
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