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What is Hjonk?

Hjonk is a microblogging social media site that brings back the golden age of profile customization while combining the fast-paced fun of classic social platforms. Express yourself, connect with friends, and make your space truly yours. Sign up for free!

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SwiftEvolta @SwiftEvolta 1m

ive just found something called flirb which seems to use the old ios/android twitter apps for its mobile app could the same be done
for hjonk?

burpo9 @vomitkommando 6m

I think I'll dual boot Slackware and Windows XP on my lappy

replying to @jak

Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 19m

Android is more open when it comes to app development in my opinion

replying to @skul

emi @skul 22m

I havent opened it yet and im scared to

replying to @skul

Facbook @Facbook 23m

hmm… have you tried turning it off and on againv?

replying to @jak

emi @skul 52m

Objective C was made by Hitler to troll innocent programmers

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emi @skul 53m

Like it's bulging out idk why some soda brands just do this sometimes. ive never had it happen this often with coke

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emi @skul 53m

My soda can has a big fucking dent at the bottom and i cant get it to stand up properly

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tiramisU @jak 1h

i wonder if i or anyone else here have the time and patience to learn objectiveC for a small ios hjonk app

windows phone hjonk app should be ez since its C#, right? right???

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tiramisU @jak 1h

goo morning emi
you shall receive green slime in about 13.4 business days

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