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replying to @benzoewarrior
burpo9 @vomitkommando 31s
oh lol
andry6702 @andry6702 40m
La traduzione del sito in italiano รจ arrivata! Alcune cose ancora non sono tradotte o devono essere verificate. Puoi usarla ora! :D
The italian translation of the site has arrived! Some things still aren't translated or they need to be verified. You can use it now! :D
emi @skul 1h
Good morning hjonk
replying to @benzoewarrior
thomas @benzoewarrior 1h
debloating in real life lol, like removing excess bloat from your face
replying to @benzoewarrior
burpo9 @vomitkommando 1h
are you debloating media you have or uninstalling a bunch of software?
fervidex @fervidex 1h
finally free from pkd**ry
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replying to @xoo
thomas @benzoewarrior 1h
tis what happens when a video sharing site (made with the sole purpose of watching videos) is converted into a music player pretty sloppily

but hey i guess one advantage is they have the largest catalogue of music by default cause literally everyone uploads their shit to youtube
thomas @benzoewarrior 1h
boof like ralsei
thomas @benzoewarrior 1h
need to debloat
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replying to @VinduFire
burpo9 @vomitkommando 2h
Yeah I think about Karnivore89 quite a bit