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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 34m
Fun fact, the reason my discord account exists in the first place is literally so I could download a fucking file I needed!
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replying to @skul
andry6702 @andry6702 2h
I speak Italian and a bit of Spanish, aside from full English. Would love to help out with translating the site.
punchy @bonkerous 5h
forgot day 2
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replying to @SwiftEvolta
mason @mason 5h
What the fuck does this mean
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replying to @SwiftEvolta
SwiftEvolta @SwiftEvolta 5h
posted wrong thing and cant delete it lol
valve please fix
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SwiftEvolta @SwiftEvolta 5h
In refining 0xF3DBD4 : 0x773F3A (Nanning) in 00h 05m 19s 161ms I have brought glory to the company.
Praise Kier.
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#mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯
lumon-industries.com
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jackipecac @jackipecac 5h
cool item i added
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SwiftEvolta @SwiftEvolta 5h
In refining 0x1CCFF0 : 0x4F55C (Siena) in 00h 00m 12s 753ms I have brought glory to the company.
Praise Kier.
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#mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯
lumon-industries.com
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mason @mason 5h
TWO minecraft servers... but tthis one is modded.... 1.20.1 import modpack on prism laumcher then connect with the ip of mc.hjonk.me:25000 https://mega.nz/file/ke1EUCLI#r-td4T_lh9Py3FpGA2YqMtW0r13E08Wtq0JvlRrwujc
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replying to @mel
mason @mason 6h
THis dude couldtn press Ctrl+V
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