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replying to @cuttlefish
goom @goom 2m
That looks better
macker @cuttlefish 3m
ok quote background has been fixed and is now legible
macker @cuttlefish
good idea, i'll look into it when i get a chance ^^
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replying to @shatteredfilesystem
burpo9 @vomitkommando 17m
The dude currently playing is asking for games to play how do I recommend drake and josh gba
IdioticSniper @idsniper 20m
old 'puter showcase video, sorry for my bad english! i just wanted to show this to a friend as a quick thing. thought someone here would maybe find it interesting? from here onwards, i will try and keep my hjonk postings focused on other stuff that i do and try and make more videos
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replying to @cuttlefish
burpo9 @vomitkommando 21m
I actually don't know if that's the way you do it since I managed to milk a cow from the front once. The best strategy is to just spam the bucket on them until you get milk.
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macker @cuttlefish 28m
why do you have to aim at the cow's udders to milk it in 1.7.3b I FEEL SO WEIRD
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replying to @cuttlefish
default @default 28m
like i always say, b173 creepers are vicious
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replying to @mason
macker @cuttlefish 29m
good idea, i'll look into it when i get a chance ^^
macker @cuttlefish 30m
ok 3 creepers just like screwed my shit up one after another, i can see why the tavern gets destroyed so much. good lord.
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mason @mason 38m
@cuttlefish U should; change the color of ther quote box on ur css to make it easier to read btw