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replying to @bonkerous
IdioticSniper @idsniper 3m
reminds me of the chinese mouse i had where the sensor was dying and you had to throw it against walls till it worked
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punchy @bonkerous 9m
I fixed my mouse by hitting the side against my desk
W logitech
jozena @jozena 12m
1 in every 4 robot dreams fans is a pedophile it seems like
replying to @SwiftEvolta
burpo9 @vomitkommando 54m
internet exploder
replying to @mason
burpo9 @vomitkommando 55m
He did an avgn recently where he played a younger version of himself with a wig
replying to @mason
‭ @bjuan 2h
He scared of micro stuff
jozena @jozena 2h
Durr plant
cut man (drn-003) @DRN_003 4h
I am about to conduct some unethical experiments because i am a mad scientist
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mason @mason 4h
He scared of x box
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Richrd @Rlchrd 5h
Good morning hjonk