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default @default 15m
gn ya'll
replying to @jak
default @default 16m
gay, you say?
tiramisU @jak 22m
sup gangalang I am at da aeroport with da aerobag and the aeroplane with the aerobag number 2

I can NOT wait to go to my gay homeland
replying to @cuttlefish
default @default 50m
sad
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SwiftEvolta @SwiftEvolta 1h
I think I'm not streaming tonight lol 2 bluescreens :3
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replying to @idsniper
IdioticSniper @idsniper 1h
The head drum was colliding with some other thing and it was causing it to create some weird alien noises, some strange magic happened and the issue is now resolved. Technology sure can be fun...
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macker @cuttlefish 1h
great misfortune keeps striking my little tavern... creeper explosion left behind when i logged back on
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SwiftEvolta @SwiftEvolta 1h
I is streaming hjonkcraft at
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if thats oki with yall :3
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IdioticSniper @idsniper 1h
My camcorder is no longer making angle grinder noises... I win every day (although i should probably replace the tape mech regardless)
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replying to @jackipecac
default @default 2h
@jackipecac yey :D