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burpo9 @vomitkommando 5m
Attempting to install Minecraft b1.7.3 on Slackware so I can play on the server. I shall see you all in 2 months,
mason @mason 29m
Shedding velvet as a deer must feel so good
replying to @vomitkommando
jackipecac @jackipecac 1h
Caustic bathroom tile
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burpo9 @vomitkommando 2h
I know that the common acronym for CBT is cognitive behavioral therapy but I always read it as cock and ball torture
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replying to @quote512
default @default 2h
fair enough
default @default 2h
have black knight 2000 pinball except not really because obs decided to only record the audio and no video and im pissed because i got a damn high score from this and now i have no proof other than this audio
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quote512 @quote512 2h
i hate drawing eyes
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replying to @jozena
burpo9 @vomitkommando 2h
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goom @goom 2h
Chicken noodle soup
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replying to @mel
burpo9 @vomitkommando 2h
Don't listen to this song backwards and then go into the bathroom or else you will be killed by a lazer
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