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petrol @jozena 2h
Casting billie piper as the 16th Doctor and by extension Tennant as the 14th feels less like a nice nostalgia trip frolicking in a field and More like an admission of defeat. Like the writers know the show is drawing to a close very very soon and they want to cram in as much of what they think ppl used to like as possible so they start a gofundme to uncancel it
petrol @jozena 2h
Im still really upset about the Reality War
Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 3h
Here is a social media concept I made
replying to @vomitkommando
jackipecac @jackipecac 4h
my NEIGHBOUR'S car*
burpo9 @vomitkommando 5h
me washing my car with hydrofluoric acid
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ahtoexent @ahtoexent 5h
me when i see the noid on the streets.. dont fuck with my pizza
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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 6h
Okay guys, time I tell you a little secret, im switching to linux, specifically linux Mint XFCE and I will be installing it on this laptop I got, I will still be using my current laptop for paint.net things, but im just tired of 200GB as well as windows bloatware
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jackipecac @jackipecac 6h
battle of wits
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mel @mel 7h
mailgng across the mailverse #IDEA
mel @mel 7h
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still the greatest OAT a singular person on this website has to be put on i know like 13 people atleast gonna see this link so click it
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