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Hjonk is a microblogging social media site that brings back the golden age of profile customization while combining the fast-paced fun of classic social platforms. Express yourself, connect with friends, and make your space truly yours. Sign up for free!

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mel @mel 18m
When i open This Site and type on it , it's like 10000000 people are looking at Me, because it's small and like. Theres like 3 People. Like im about to open this feed buttom, yeep, me and 2 other ppl on rn. They're probably reading this message RN That's crazy. no hate no diss im not dissing. also im not Lying the last post really did happen. Love All. Goodbye.
mel @mel 26m
handed this site over to my brother and when he tried to navigate it his head exploded like a baloon so yeah, whatever. but u can see the live last.fm feed so its all good
JOƎL @bonkerous 52m
chat i think my save file is cooked...
Anthony Müller @iamkp 5h
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Anthony Müller @iamkp 5h
chatgpt misread a cat pic as a fucking FSM block diagram tf
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trash compactor @brainkanji 6h
fanart of a fake made up game that doesn't exist (yet) (T^T)
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Anthony Müller @iamkp 7h
send hatemail https://secret.share-on.me/czCL0nxsbI
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trash compactor @brainkanji 8h
wayne? perhaps... i enjoy painting
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trash compactor @brainkanji 8h
fanart of a fake made up game that doesn't exist (yet) (T^T)
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trash compactor @brainkanji 8h
stupid unfinished 3d model of ena. I LOVE ENAAAA!!!! <3
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