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jackipecac @jackipecac 10m

eating this really big pretzel with utensils

Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 17m

Typing every piece of text I find in my room

You can't buy happiness but you can buy coffee and thats pretty close

Coke Siempre
Coke Zero
Music Festival
Plug and Play Powerjoy
Smartwater vaper distilled water and electrolytes for taste purely balanced pH

Miu Miu @fuchi 1h

replying to @mason

burpo9 @vomitkommando 1h

shit I went to the library today and forgot

reposted by @skul

macker @cuttlefish 2h

heelo... not sure if there are any other splatoon fans on here (especially ones just as fixated on specific aspects like i am) but i shall share a recent little thing i did whilst working on some recent stuff... pre-great-turf-war speculative map... yesss