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Corrupted Audio @corruptedaudio 29m

DJ, you don’t just play bedwetter’s Man Wearing a Helmet after playing a Boys Noize track

shy @shy 1h

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replying to @iamkp

burpo9 @vomitkommando 1h

I usually either say honk or hyonk

replying to @iamkp

Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 2h

I just pronounced it like "Zhonk" with a soft J and the H silenced

replying to @iamkp

jackipecac @jackipecac 2h

hionk

Anthony Müller @iamkp 3h

despite how much i love hjonk, witter is a more pronouncable name for my small anglo-gernan brain

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replying to @SwiftEvolta

emi @skul 4h

SOooOoOoOOoon

reposted by @skul

furple @furple 4h

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burpo9 @vomitkommando 4h

I have my shit together I have my shit together I have my shit together I have my shit together I have my shit together

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Mah0gany @jak 5h

ok so i mightve just uhhh infected my windows 8 install with a trojan LOL