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burpo9 @vomitkommando 1h
I'm pretty sure a bird just slammed into the window behind me but I don't see it on the ground anywhere.
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furple @furple 2h
i made a kandi cuff earlier today
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emi @skul 2h
Check out my gfs ytp
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replying to @furple
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emi @skul 2h
Check out my gfs ytp
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furple @furple 2h
oh my hjonk
furple @furple 2h
gurt: yo
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burpo9 @vomitkommando 3h
I don't think enough people remember the scroogled campaign and how much it contradicts a lot Microsoft's current business practices lole
burpo9 @vomitkommando
Don't get scroogled or you go to Hell before you die
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jackipecac @jackipecac 4h
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supekiblue @supekiblue 5h
found this in one of my figma files
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