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burpo9 @vomitkommando 42m

I just had two spiders try to fight each other on my hand but then both of them fell off. One was on the ground, but the other was still holding on to my hand by a string. I tried to guide the one on my hand like a kite towards the one on the ground before it completely flew away somewhere else.

furgotten12 @furby 1h

i've been on neopets for the entire day LOL

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post-internet music @postinternetmusic 2h

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blankwave - canned nostalgia
Listen here: https://post-internetmusic.bandcamp.com/album/canned-nostalgia

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burpo9 @vomitkommando 3h

I ate a deli sandwich at Subway today. Normally the dude who makes sandwiches there is awesome, but today he put like 20 pounds of meat in my sandwich. I watched almost half of a Resident Evil 2 playthrough while eating it.