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orangedoranges @orange 12m
I've discovered a problem as someone who sorta runs a personal website; I have nothing to talk about. Nothing. I don't actively maintain a whole lot of social media, (never got twitter, bluesky, anything of the sort or "miniblogs" I suppose) think that personal blogs are a bit silly, and the whole idea of "Oh we should decentralize to fight against like, commercialization/companies, man!" to be goofy.

I am not in the right market. Whoops!
replying to @corruptedaudio
emi @skul 52m
DERP!
replying to @skul
burpo9 @vomitkommando 53m
Good morning!
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burpo9 @vomitkommando 53m
I need to make really loud mp3s of kingassripper videos and drive around with my windows down and my stereo up.
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bjuonday @bjuan 53m
Beautiful Trees, Here: IMG_6784.jpeg
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emi @skul 53m
Today..... is a good day.
emi @skul 53m
GOOD MORNS HJONK
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jackipecac @jackipecac 1h
apparently syobon action (cat mario) was originally written in c++ and the source code was available on a japanese geocities site and dear lord what the actual fuck
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AJ @dork 1h
You guys I got my esim back and THANKFULLY I got a customer service angel. This was the mostttt sweetest person
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AJ @dork 1h
ugrgghh ive never had a carrier locked phone thanxfully but I can imagine how defeating it feels OMFG. I'm debating on getting a moto g 5g ('24) or trying to find an older SE 3 I would get another LG but i didnt get the memo of Google discontinuing 7.0 ;-;