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angelicsnekgirlthing @shatteredfilesystem 20m
Im gonna give my FAVORITE labubu to the MOST ALPHA SIGMA and LEAST SUSSYBAKACORE boyfriend that told me I had the skibidiest gyatt!
angelicsnekgirlthing @shatteredfilesystem
O.M.G. You Guys! My Boyfriend just told me I had. THE MOST SKIBIDIEST GYATT! How should I thank him?!
angelicsnekgirlthing @shatteredfilesystem 22m
O.M.G. You Guys! My Boyfriend just told me I had. THE MOST SKIBIDIEST GYATT! How should I thank him?!
replying to @mason
emi @skul 26m
I scream for ice cream
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mason @mason 26m
FUck you jimmy falon your ice cream tasetes like Shit
punchy @bonkerous 1h
im bouta redesign my website for the 66th time with 2 incomplete other designs
replying to @bonkerous
punchy @bonkerous 1h
@skul added u
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IdioticSniper @idsniper 1h
@skul I got the free laptop today, it's a Sony VAIO from the early 2010s with a missing hinge - tested hard drive, works and was last used in 2015
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replying to @bonkerous
emi @skul 1h
This is the weirdest error i've gotten and i cant friend you but send me a fr with my friend code 366766215
replying to @skul
‭ @bjuan 1h
The Narrator really helped Stanley from The Stanley Parable to create his Steam profile.
But the Narrator got himself a little bit suspicious...
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emi @skul 1h
This person is friending me just so they can get my CS2 items but I really like their steam bio