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IdioticSniper @idsniper 3m
@skul I got the free laptop today, it's a Sony VAIO from the early 2010s with a missing hinge - tested hard drive, works and was last used in 2015
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replying to @bonkerous
emi @skul 8m
This is the weirdest error i've gotten and i cant friend you but send me a fr with my friend code 366766215
replying to @skul
‭ @bjuan 8m
The Narrator really helped Stanley from The Stanley Parable to create his Steam profile.
But the Narrator got himself a little bit suspicious...
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emi @skul 11m
This person is friending me just so they can get my CS2 items but I really like their steam bio
replying to @jackipecac
‭ @bjuan 21m
a rabbit eating egg shells holy shit thats rare
jackipecac @jackipecac 25m
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replying to @Windows_Beecat
emi @skul 36m
it's peak....
Dim the Enderman @dimtheenderman 38m
Insecure nerd
Pharma_Cat @Windows_Beecat 39m
i think i make a great avance for my page
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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 40m
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