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replying to @Rlchrd
emi @skul 34m
I was super confused why the same thing was happening to me, notch really wanted you to die back then
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replying to @Rlchrd
Richrd @Rlchrd 44m
that is such a random mechanic
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replying to @Rlchrd
emi @skul 48m
Beta 1.7.3 has nightmares which means sometimes mobs will teleport around you when you try to fall asleep. Theres probably some mobs around you
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Richrd @Rlchrd 52m
im being ragebaited by notch or smth cuz everytime im left alone on the server and i try to go to sleep, a hostile mob spawns right on top of me and kills me
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replying to @idsniper
burpo9 @vomitkommando 59m
halo 1 and 2
replying to @skul
burpo9 @vomitkommando 1h
I had a 5:4 monitor for a long time and it bothered me because no videos I watched ever completely filled the screen
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emi @skul 1h
Brick game creativity has been sparked
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grunch
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tunisiangorilla @coww 1h
You can be a saint or you can be a grinch