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Karl Müller Banzhaf @Deathcat347 39s
Alright

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SevenTheGamingKitty @seventhegamingkitty 1h
time traveller: steps on a blade of grass
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jackipecac @jackipecac 2h
hapy burthday
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‭ @bjuan 2h
woh
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‭ @bjuan 2h
Unfortunately I am now 16
BaryBaryonyx @baryonyx 2h
turns out Geckium with the Chrome 58 theme looks perfect in Linux Mint with the GTK+ theme enabled
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Isabella Lulamoon @kawapure 3h
i've been looking into reverse engineering the xbox 360 nxe dashboard and recreating it as a windows application for like my entire life, but i just found someone who beat me the punch regarding many controls https://github.com/SGCSam/XUIHelper
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jackipecac @jackipecac 3h
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Anthony Müller @iamkp 4h
"It's not rape if it's your wife" -My dad, David J. Muller, 2025

holy fuck
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