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雄一 @yuuichi 29m

the reazon they cancelled Hanazuki was because they were trying to write episodes about how Kiyoshi is so in love with me and the higher-ups thought it was weird for these people to be writing about a character in the show beind super in love with some random ass real life person with zero real-world accomplishments or media presence and it unnerved them so much they just cancelled the show without any announcement

JOƎL @bonkerous 1h

can i make music autoplay insanely loud so i can explode peoples houses

replying to @SwiftEvolta

JOƎL @bonkerous 1h

eta son

SwiftEvolta @SwiftEvolta 2h

when metro

furple @furple 2h

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雄一 @yuuichi 3h

supekiblue @supekiblue 3h

i mispelled hjonk on google with hjopnk and got results for hypno from pokemon wikis lol

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diberhaze @diberhaze 4h

if plunderphonics was invented in the 2010s it would be called plunderwave and if it was invented in the 2020s it would be called plundercore boulder falls from above

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trulydave @davesterhavester 4h

brother you are alternativing the timeline

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diberhaze @diberhaze 4h

if plunderphonics was invented in the 2010s it would be called plunderwave and if it was invented in the 2020s it would be called plundercore boulder falls from above

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