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burpo9 @vomitkommando 14m
I ate a deli sandwich at Subway today. Normally the dude who makes sandwiches there is awesome, but today he put like 20 pounds of meat in my sandwich. I watched almost half of a Resident Evil 2 playthrough while eating it.
jackipecac @jackipecac 35m
wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #italiano
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replying to @furple
Anthony Müller @iamkp 44m
guys who put peak on the screen
replying to @furple
marc. @bandi 45m
this is soo clean good job!
Anthony Müller @iamkp 53m
why is my history teacher listening to mr. brightside
VinduFire @VinduFire 58m
reminder:being homosexual is gay
replying to @Deathcat347
Anthony Müller @iamkp 1h
bite sized
replying to @bjuan
᠌ @bjuan 1h
i'll design it again sorry it's just not worth it
Mah0gany @jak 2h
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Corrupted Audio @corruptedaudio 2h
Why are we hating on Doechii for singing over an already made beat when Tyler did it like six times? There was nothing wrong with it when Tyler did it, so why are we worked up about it now that Doechii is doing it?