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bjuonday @bjuan 2m
okay, i see no funny here but how do you fucking craft a bow in a game called "minecraft"???
i just begun playing this ancient medieval game and this is all i get for this stupid puzzle mechanic?! fml
pj / charlie @xoo 7m
replying to @skul
burpo9 @vomitkommando 20m
Good morning!
emi @skul 21m
Good morning hjonk
senruss @senruss 1h
what do we think about this map chat
1 like
0 rehjonks
Anthony Müller @iamkp 2h
why does everybody have such interesting and eventful days and all I got is "i managed to afford to buy a babybel yesterday"
gvxxi @gucci 3h
gvxxi @gucci 3h
1 side of the family tried making my dads side look bad whole time dats the side that did what they cld to give me a normal childhood
gvxxi @gucci
& idfw my family neither & no money can change that but goddamn let me do me
gvxxi @gucci 3h
on gvxxi ignorance is bliss
gvxxi @gucci 3h
how am i schizo why do ppl say that its stupid af how ppl come up w shit to bring me down & it doesnt work bc i laugh w/ them ion let them laugh at me if i think its funny myself ignorance is bliss too