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IdioticSniper @idsniper 2m
throwback to the time my girlfriend and i asked our school if they had computers and we got to look at this beautiful machine that could kill people allergic to dust
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replying to @cuttlefish
angelicsnekgirlthing @shatteredfilesystem 7m
Real. Hope it goes well!
replying to @DenseBunny
angelicsnekgirlthing @shatteredfilesystem 7m
GIRLFRIEND!!!
macker @cuttlefish 8m
gonna try 2 make a railway system between the large hubs of player activity on hjonkcraft... big undertaking
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angelicsnekgirlthing @shatteredfilesystem 8m
This is supposed to replace Twitter right? Well...

SOMEONE is getting kissey'd. Cheeks? Forehead? Tummy? Doesn't matter. If u need a kissey come see ME. Vaneener. Vananabanana. Vanouget. Vanilla. VanVaVan. Van-kenstein.

Hjonk, I hope I'm not too SILLYS for you.
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emi @skul 10m
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replying to @jackipecac
emi @skul 20m
what software d oyou use? i really like the look of the hatching / dithering stuff
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reposted by @skul
jackipecac @jackipecac 29m
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reposted by @mason
mason @mason 54m
Unofficial hjonk minecraft server running Beta 1.7.3 is open! Connect with the ip of mc.hjonk.me
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DenseBunny @DenseBunny 1h
Goddamnit
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